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Payson Pines Homeowners Association, Inc.
Payson, Arizona, U.S.A.
Just a word to the wise. E-mail petitions are NOT acceptable to Congress or any other municipality. To be acceptable petitions must have a signed signature and full address. Same with "prayer chains" - be wary.
Almost all e-mails that ask you to add your name and forward on to others are similar to that mass letter years ago that asked people to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the Guinness Book of Records for the most cards. All it was, and all this type of e-mail is, is to get names and "cookie" tracking info for tele-marketers and spammers to validate active e-mail accounts for their own purposes.
Any time you see an e-mail that says forward this on to "10" of your friends, sign this petition, or you'll get good luck, or whatever, it has either an e-mail tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and e-mails of those folks you forward to, or the host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to get lists of "active" e-mails to use in spam e-mails, or sell to others that do.
(If you have been sending out the above kinds of email, now you know why you get so much spam!)
Check it out: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.htm
Sandi Fisher has kindly volunteered to take over management of our HOA website as our present Site Manager retires to complete a publishing contract. Please contact Sandi with any information that may be of interest to our neighbors and could possibly be added to our website, Site Manager.
Welcome!
HOA Site Manager
This Week in Payson, From the Community Page
Tonto Natural Bridge State Park is open. For more information, call the Tonto Natural Bridge State Park at (928) 476-4202.
This website is being updated weekly. Check back often for more information.
Please Don't Feed The Wild Animals
The Arizona Game and Fish Department is trying to get the word out to everyone that it is against the law to feed our state's wild animals, namely the elk, deer, javelina, bison, coyotes, rabbits, etc.
This law does not apply to our wild feathered friends like hummingbirds and other wild birds, but we do need to feed the birds responsibly using the proper types of feed and keeping the feed fresh and free from mold. Also, if you have a bird bath please keep the water fresh for the birds and to keep mosquitos from breeding.
HOA Annual Board Meeting
Mark your calendar -- The annual board meeting is scheduled for Saturday,
July 19, 2008 beginning at 9:00 am, at the United Methodist Church,
414 N. Easy Street
All Payson Pines homeowners are welcome and encouraged to attend
A Little Humor ...
JOKES...
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they
won't let me talk!"
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
In Alabama you don't see too many people hang-gliding. So Bubba decides to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge. Into the wind he goes!
Maw and Paw Hicks are sittin' on their porch swing talkin' 'bout the good days when Maw spots the biggest bird she has ever seen.
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw raises up. "Git my gun, Maw."
She runs into the house and brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the treetops. "I think you missed him, Paw," she says.
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba."
HOA Monthly Board Meeting
The next HOA Board meeting will be held at 6:00 pm., June 12th at Vern Green's house, 2105 N. Cold Springs Pt.
By law, Payson Pines homeowners can attend the monthly board meetings. Please contact Vern Green,
928-474-4181, if you plan on attending this meeting.
